Tuesday, August 21, 2007
“When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum - Hoover and be dammed."
Dwarf’s penis stuck to vacuum cleaner.
A DWARF had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
The dwarf says does not have a “completely clear recollection” of the event because he had “drunk a fair bit”.
The dwarf told Channel Nine he showed poor judgement and he regrets the incident.
“I just made a foolish mistake, it was some years ago, I had a couple of mates around for dinner at the Lodge, after which we watched the cricket and a few of Gary's home videos on the AWA televisual set." he said.
“Peter - McGauran that is, not Costello, I wouldn't have that jellyback in the house - suggested that we open a few jereboams of Grange and I’d actually, by that stage, had already drunk too much.
“I ended up getting out some of Janette's domestic appliances to show the lads a few of my party tricks - the rest is history. That’s where I made the error of judgement and it’s something I shouldn’t have done.”
“We’d all had a bit to drink, that’s true, but I have absolutely no recollection of there being any other inappropriate behaviour with other pieces of equipment, and I am reliably assured by Pete and Gazza that I did not lay a hand on either the Dust-Buster or the Whipper-Snipper. ” the dwarf said.
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